Horse Tumbler

When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.

“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”

by urmomcentral December 24, 2021

Horse Girl

An extremely weird and annoying female that should be avoided at all costs.

Johnny: That new girl Clarissa looks pretty cute.
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!

by Rockstar Made Space Cadet December 31, 2020

Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 29, 2023

just like them horses

a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?

Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses

by sharknadointheroses June 16, 2017

porcelain horse

A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.

by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021

horse video

Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.

Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.

by omgwhatiswhy November 6, 2023

Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).

Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"

by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019