Human

The worst and most destructive species on Earth

I can't believe I'm a human. These creatures are awful

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina

Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure

by lololwords12 September 29, 2014

Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.

You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.

by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021

human

two legged creature with a love of glowy things

here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’

by *insert imaginative name here* December 7, 2024

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Human

A person or living thing, that destroys everything it does not understand

Bro your acting like a human

by RapidRush January 7, 2021

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.

Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021