The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

sir real

Not real, a liar

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real

by Kind-sir January 15, 2022

real stakkz

The guy on everyones twitter feed wearing only the latest in the fake armani and gucci set. Also swears hes the best rapper alive

why is he wearing a leather Armani jacket its 60 degrees out
leave him hes real stakkz

by for arooj June 26, 2016

That MF is not real

Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.

Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!

Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025