Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds

son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline

by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

skibidi toilet

an idiotic character created by dafuqboom and is now used by brain rotting kids all over the world

omg did you hear of the new sigma ohio fanum skibidi toilet rizz tax thats so not alpha gigachad.

by tem54 February 20, 2024

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025