weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours

chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm

by stay fried January 19, 2021

Gutter Weed

When your weed is so terrible, it might as well have grown in a gutter.

"bruh what the fuck is that? Did you grow that yourself? looks like gutter weed bro"

by waspmeister August 8, 2021

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 1, 2021

Weeds

(Mostly american) Black people, as their propensity for crime, out of control violence, rape, and total lack of accountability deems them to be the weeds of society and humanity. See Margaret Sanger's thoughts and opinions if you need clarification.

Person1 :That poor kid was beaten to death by that gang of black students at his high school.
Person2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.

by MosesI February 15, 2024

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

weed colors

Weed colors are a term of how the state legalized its and how people smoke weed today, douchebag'Muhgey....I'm not high,are you.

"THOSE ARE TOTALLY WEED COLORS BRUH"

by Douchebag'Muhgey June 22, 2016