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Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs đź§€: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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first-cousin-5X-removed

First-cousin-five-times-removed (1C5R).
My first-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 16, 2021
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First

“First” is usually always the first 50 comments on a YouTube video and is usually paired with “second”.
Bob commented “first” on the YouTube video but soon realised he was actually the 567th comment after refreshing the page.
by Sheck_is_daddy69 June 12, 2020
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