A word commonly used to describe hoes on Facebook.
Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
- Self-Destructive Comments:
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"
- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*
Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*
Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."
Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"
- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*
Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*
Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."
Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
by >>SLASH! GASH!<< ^.^= September 02, 2012
by corina May 27, 2004
An improper spelling for the term of a man who is generally pretty slutty/pimpin', whichever you prefer. "Man hoe" is actually the term for a particularly masculine gardening instrument.
"Hey, can I borrow your man hoe?"
"Yeah, it's in the shed."
"He's a man hoe!"
"You mean a man ho?"
"How do you know which I meant?"
"We're texting."
"Oh, yeah."
"Yeah, it's in the shed."
"He's a man hoe!"
"You mean a man ho?"
"How do you know which I meant?"
"We're texting."
"Oh, yeah."
by Scyze December 26, 2009
were not sluts, and we dont sleep with all the guys we roll with. talk your shit, iDGAF bitch. we wear brands like, srh (supporting radical habbits) founded by Kottonmouth kings and metal mulisha, FMF and no fear. we party like no other and we can more than likey kick your ass. true bro hoes know how to fight. were tan from domitating on our dirtbikes and quads. most of us have blonde and black hair. we love our black eyeliner and mascara, we roll with hot ass bro's. so dont be jealous. or do. we listen to dank ass music. (kottonmouth kings, kingspade, big b and potluck.) dont trip on us cause we are dank as fuck.
by spaded922 April 25, 2010
by keeam October 14, 2005
to lie without any shame ,or control, or abilty to ever tell the truth .... to lose ones slef in ones lies....to be a hoe that lies
by kitty February 18, 2003
A woman who is nothing more than a sexual object; a bitch; a toy; mindless, souless, worthless slut; a Nicki Manaj song
That bitch at work/school/whatever that's so fucking obnoxious you wanna beat her fucking face off. That stoopid hoe.
The gardening tool that dropped out.
That bitch at work/school/whatever that's so fucking obnoxious you wanna beat her fucking face off. That stoopid hoe.
The gardening tool that dropped out.
Nicki Manaj: U a stupid hoe
U a u a stupid hoe
u a stupid hoe
u a u a stupid hoe
Some other hoe: Takes one to know one
U a u a stupid hoe
u a stupid hoe
u a u a stupid hoe
Some other hoe: Takes one to know one
by L.Rokzi June 09, 2012