sugar bear

A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.

Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!

by ryangosling451 September 06, 2022

Sugar Bear

A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.

"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."

"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"

by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 05, 2024

Sugar Bear

That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.

Person 1: So did you see that-

Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...

Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps

Person 1: RUN

Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru

by Peter Krabs May 06, 2019

Sugar Chad

Do his pulls for him and be nice and he will take care of you 😛

Manager: “hey finish up those pulls and maybe you’ll have yourself a sugar chad”

by flubbermcgeggy December 16, 2018

Sugared Lemonade

When a male is in the process of masturbation, realizes he has to pee, goes to pee, and the pee that comes out looks like lemonade with large amounts of sugar in it. This occurs when the sperm has moved into the penis so when you take a piss the sperm is forced out along with your pee. The combonation of yellow pee and silvery sperm makes it look like sugared lemonade.

The other night I was jacking off but i had to take a pee. I wasn't careful so I ended up pissing out Sugared Lemonade.

by whacknut May 17, 2012

Sugar Spoon

a cute person or animal

my guinea pig is my sugar spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 02, 2024