I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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Often seen on South Jersey roads.
Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
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South Surrey is the most perverted neighborhood where old Asian RCMP polices abet in old Asian fathers sexually harassing Asian daughters, and then providing false police witness report to frame the daughters after the daughters called the police as victims.
South Surrey is the most perverted neighborhood where old Asian RCMP polices abet in old Asian fathers sexually harassing Asian daughters, and then providing false police witness report to frame the daughters after the daughters called the police as victims.
South Surrey Asian Father touched his daughter: You like it hardcore.
South Surrey Asian Daughter: I am gonna report you to police if you raped me again!
South Surrey Asian Father: Funny little chick, you wanna get another framed police report again? Haha! I will let those old Asian police handle you if you don't do what I said. Now, suck my dick.
...The rape goes on...
South Surrey Asian Daughter: I am gonna report you to police if you raped me again!
South Surrey Asian Father: Funny little chick, you wanna get another framed police report again? Haha! I will let those old Asian police handle you if you don't do what I said. Now, suck my dick.
...The rape goes on...
by vancouver123 May 1, 2022
Get the South Surrey mug.eastport south manor is probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.
kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
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Get the Lisha rae queen of the south mug.1. A place in Colorado. Particularly said to be outside of Denver.
2. Probably the most offensive show ever.
2. Probably the most offensive show ever.
person 1: “Hey I wanna go to Colorado!”
person 2: “Where shall we go?”
person 1: “I know! South Park!”
person 1: “What should we watch for Saturday Showday?”
person 2: “South Park, it seems funny.”
person 1: “K.”
person 2: “Where shall we go?”
person 1: “I know! South Park!”
person 1: “What should we watch for Saturday Showday?”
person 2: “South Park, it seems funny.”
person 1: “K.”
by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023
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