Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021

Sleeping like AD of Pak

To have a deep sleep

Hey Bro, were you sleeping like AD of Pak? I tried calling you multiple times

by wordlehehe May 12, 2025

Sleep Bug

A lazy person who sleeps all day and doesn’t have a job or any priorities so they sleep the day away.

“Damn! Sam is a 2 hours late to work”. “Yea Sam sure is a Sleep Bug”.

by Iamlegend240 May 17, 2023

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Sleeping toggs

The clothes you wear to bed

"Tom, you have to go to bed now" said Angela
"But i can't find my sleeping toggs" replied Tom

by The WRM June 21, 2010