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September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.
Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.
by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025
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September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born
Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.
Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.
by Toppernity April 21, 2023
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september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.
People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.
by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023
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