The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025
Get the Dirty Rusty 2.0mug. by Sle3py Gary June 11, 2018
Get the rusty starmug. Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse
by 110-90 July 21, 2017
Get the The Rusty Banjomug. the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010
Get the rusty venturemug. When two men are making love doggy style, the "Alpha" conducts what is known as a "Reacharound" while both parties are shitting their brains out.
by OnRyeBread May 17, 2014
Get the Rusty Boomerangmug. The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
by 469 Productions June 3, 2016
Get the rusty elephantmug. This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
Get the Crankin the Rusty Wrenchmug.