Elevator poop

When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.

I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop

by Mr. 5150 August 27, 2016

Cadbury Poop

When the Poop is hard on the outside and soft one the inside. The smell of the center will generally overwhelm a house.

Liam laid a god awful Cadbury poop, like it was half solid but had a creamy center and stunk up the entire house.

by Obi M October 11, 2021

Poop stinky

Heehee haha

Poop stinky ewwwee

by 🧸⚔️🧸 April 6, 2020

Thrill Poop

Gambling with potential embarrassment!

The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.

Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.

by A⭐️⚡️ December 8, 2015

Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014