I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

metal braces and brackets

ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.

(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer

by strongopinions July 17, 2014

Metal Elitest

A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal

Will always listen to Pantera if offered

Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica

Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band

Easily triggered when their music is judged

WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten

Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.

Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.

by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017

metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.

by the killing man June 25, 2024

Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.

Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.

by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019

Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.

"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."

by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023

Metal

Satan's cries.

1. Iron Maiden is real metal. So it Pantera.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 October 16, 2025