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Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.
by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016
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Lesbian

Stacy: I’m lesbian
Brian: what
Stacy: makes out with women
by Itotallydontdopot March 4, 2022
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Lesbian

Me. I am the lesbian
Straight person: Hey, do you find this boy cute?
Me: No, I’m a lesbian
by lesbian that likes 1D April 18, 2022
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i am a lesbian.
by true factual definitions October 16, 2021
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budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7
Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025
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lesbian low ride

A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.
Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.
by Sugar Niqua October 27, 2013
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