Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

FF Drop Kick

FF Drop Kick Is Where You Get Drop Kicked by a Fridge Freezer For Talking Shit

You Better Drop The Bullshit Before i Drop Kick You With A Fridge Freezer = FF Drop Kick

by FF Fridge Freezer July 31, 2018

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 18, 2010

whip kick

you athletically kick someone when you falling you are style

Bro, did you just see Bruce Lee whip kicked the shit out of Betsy DeVos.

by Packa1ee February 11, 2017

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 06, 2020

Hick kick

Where you open a beer bottle by putting another beer under the cap and kicking it

Don’t have a bottle opener well you have another beer hick kick that sum’ bitch

by Blumarker June 18, 2020