LG King

The "Little Girl" King. Most likely a man who is known for talking to younger women.

Hey, look! The LG King is at it again with those freshman girls.

by orkanism May 10, 2019

king konged

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

by gman7985 October 20, 2015

River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021

King Louie

The act of jerking off two dudes at once in an over the shoulder motion, similar to an ape walking with its hands above its head

Jessica fucked up her shoulders last night after giving a King Louie to the whole team last night.

by ShopMonkey October 20, 2021

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023

Saltwater King

sexual term used to describe the preference of local guys who love to "swallow"

Cub is the saltwater king of gm.

by TwizzyMane June 8, 2016

King mojek

King Mojekwu(King Mojek) was a legendary Biafran leader who according to Biafran histories led the defence of Biafran against Evil Tyrant in the late 13th and early 14th centuries. According to Biafran Legend it is said that in the greatest need of Biafran King Mojek will rise Again

King Mojekwu(King Mojek) was a legendary Biafran leader who according to Biafran histories led the defence of Biafran against Evil Tyrant in the late 13th and early 14th centuries. According to Biafran Legend it is said that in the greatest need of Biafran King Mojek will rise Again

by Williams Lynette May 5, 2021