Jake Kennedy

He is a big lady killing skanky hoe

That jake Kennedy is such a big lady killing skanky hoe

by Big bint June 5, 2019

Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake

The type of guy you think is sweet and caring but turns out to be manipulative. He will one hundred percent drop you as soon as something better comes along and will probably rub it in your face. Jake has a lot of friends that are girls and will try to have sex with all of them. Takes rejection very poorly and is easily offended. Egotistical and loves talking about himself.

Rebecca: “This guy told me that I was a four out of ten and then asked if I wanted to have sex with him!”
Jessica: “He sounds like a total Jake! You should definitely ghost him before he has a chance to drop you.”

by underwaterclare June 16, 2019

Jake

A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)

Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend

by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019