An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
by Nerdfighter1998 June 1, 2011
Get the Harry Pottermug. Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.
Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
Harry Plotter, Harry Pothead, Edward Cullen Effect , Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch, Twilight, Harry Potter Bitch
by apersonwhorespectsauthors August 6, 2010
Get the Harry Potter bitchmug. A group of brave revoultionist that have started the first ever college based communist party. The group attends a religouse privite school located in the north Georgia mountians that is home to the crazed Zell Miller. For a long time only the college republicans exisited on this campus, but from the ashes have risen the Proles' to overtake the power.
The Young Harris college communist work to spread equality for the student body of the conservitive Young Harris college community.
by The Bolsheviks April 13, 2005
Get the young harris college communistmug. A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!
Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:
Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!
...Now let’s see them used in situ:
I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!
...Now let’s see them used in situ:
I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
by WackyWizard June 27, 2011
Get the Harry Potter Rhyming Slangmug. by tigger802 July 12, 2010
Get the harry potter rahtardmug. A noun used to describe those who bunk off work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness etc.
Steve: Where’s Dan off to?
Matt: He has a long long trip this afternoon, all the way to Joondalup for a wedding on Sunday… He’s such a Half-Day Harry.
Matt: He has a long long trip this afternoon, all the way to Joondalup for a wedding on Sunday… He’s such a Half-Day Harry.
by MattyS June 6, 2014
Get the Half-Day Harrymug. A high school in Flushing, NY. Although it is a known as a "smart" school, (you need over a 90 average to get in, supposedly) you'd be surprised by how many idiots there are present. The school is relatively small, having just over 1100 students. It is notorious for giving a huge amount of workload, although with proper time management the homework is possible to accomplish. Despite its amount of morons, the school does have its fair share of smart people, and no gangs. Go here if you are terrified of Bloods and Crips.
1. You go to Townsend Harris High School? You fucking geek!
2. I applied for Townsend Harris High school, but I doubt I'll get in.
2. I applied for Townsend Harris High school, but I doubt I'll get in.
by Daniel ~ M December 13, 2008
Get the townsend harris high schoolmug.