Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

by JDoeFH February 22, 2022

Food slut

Someone who is always DTE (down to eat)

You hungry?

Not really. I already ate, but you know I'm down for dinner number two.
You're such a food slut.
I know, but it's why I make such good company.

by auntdanny April 12, 2016

Drone Food

When an Ariel drone catches camera footage of a person in the act of Lewd, embarrassing , or criminal acts out on the streets .a.k.a in public.

“I spotted some DRONE FOOD out in the park this evening.”

by Roxanne .P June 10, 2024

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015