Brown Bucket

Guy1: Man, I just had to pull a Brown Bucket..
Guy2: Ew man! That was my good bucket!
by SwagStarr March 31, 2014
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Golden Bucket

A sexual act when someone uses a device to spread your butthole and your partner pees in your open anus.
"That girl was a kinky freak, she asked me for a golden bucket!"
by Itsmrcorona September 21, 2024
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foam bucket

A butt that was created/shaped/enlarged with implants.
I know it may be fake, but that's still one fine foam bucket I'd like to tear up.
by Finalfantasy67 February 26, 2024
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don't get mad get buckets

1. a way of life

2. something to shout at passerbys
3. response to a sore loser
1. "you know man, don't get mad, get buckets"

2. *sees basketball player on the street* "DON'T GET MAD GET BUCKETS"
3. Steven and John are playing a friendly game of foosball and upon losing the game John throws a fit. Steven: Don't get mad, get buckets

#buckets #cookies
by walker4three January 12, 2017
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Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.
Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
by FondleMii March 21, 2023
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Natures Bucket

The floor
"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"
by yaboicat January 23, 2023
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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