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Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.
Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!
by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019
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Asshole

“Stop being such an Alex
Alex is an Asshole”
by Duh🙃 April 2, 2019
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Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.
I am a real asshole sometimes
by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019
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Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.
I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!
by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019
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asshole._.666

Is a loser person, probably that goes to private school and a bully. They are jealous of everything and will never amount to anything. They have a mean heart and will be poor forever
by Bigsisteriswatchin April 19, 2019
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asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
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asshole

the kinda person who drives a bmw, doesn't use the turning signal and passes you just to slow down
guy 1: hey look at that guy he just cut me off

guy 2: oh ya man hes definitely a asshole
by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019
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