Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024

Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by anonymous May 14, 2024

weed

i love weed

person A: did you hear about the law change?

Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?

Person A: for sure dude

by Librarysys May 14, 2024

Weed Bush

Bed of Weed

Sleep in a Weed Bush

by YegahWeedBoy011020100 May 19, 2024

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024