Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on

Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads

by MrMooftySanch June 15, 2021

Dirty Sunil

When you travel to the amazon rainforest to explore the wildlife but get kidnapped by tribesmen with penises so massive that it looks like they have a third leg and they take u back to their camp and tie u up and start fucking you in every hole imaginable with their massive 12 inch penises penetrating u and pumping u full of hot sticky cum.

Damn i went on vacation and accidentally got a dirty sunil

by ggggg11112 January 16, 2022

Dirty kasina

Getting a blowjob while watching the teletubbies and eating a taco with a friends finger up your ass.

hey dan lets do a Dirty Kasina

by springtap774 January 8, 2023

Dirty Habit

An adult joke in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet tells Wonka “Spitting is a dirty habit” to which Wonka replies “I know a worse one” which is a joke saying that swallowing is dirtier than hawk tuah

Spitting is a dirty habit I know a worse one

by Vielee July 4, 2025

Dirty DanH

To be a creepy or pervy man

Stop being a dirty danh

by w.garb5 September 2, 2021

Dirty Fab

The act of ejactulating on an ice lolly then iserting it into a partners' rectum; thus covering it in faecal matter, then covering the finished results with spinkles of your choice then consuming the final product

"Good evening, that's a nice Dirty Fab!"

by The Cookie Man October 4, 2021

Dirty mabood

The act of wanking to your blonde friends mum.

“Yes mate, I done a dirty mabood last night”

by Mabbymadman September 10, 2021