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vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".
Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.
by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016
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Dick Rider

by iNutGlitter August 10, 2018
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Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024
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dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.
"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.
by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018
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Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘
Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick
by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023
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dick

dude i’m depressed
want some dick?
but we are both guys..
exactly 😩
by chkoe June 28, 2021
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two dicks

a person who actually exists.
the chicks are crazy about two dicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019
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