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Dick

Dick: I have a lovely name.
by americlda July 6, 2023
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
by coolincatt April 19, 2024
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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Dick

The tiny thing that all men have.

Or someone can be a dick
*person 1* Oi your dicks small ):<
*person 2* Awh man ):

OR

*Guy one* Hey you see that guy over there?
*Guy two* yeah, why?
*Guy one* Well he's a dick.
*Guy three* Fuck you ):<
by Justa urbandictionary worder February 2, 2024
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dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.
bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!
by hoffmaja October 11, 2011
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