sufficient dick

like a dick that isn't perfect or long enough but'll do

"my dick is sufficient"
"that's a sufficient dick for ya"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.

Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“

by Al Daquan April 14, 2019

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021