Aydens Dick

Super small like I mean super super super small u need a microscope to see his shit

Aydens dick is like a shrimp!

by Hhhghujjjj November 22, 2023

Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 05, 2019

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018

Dick Fuck

A lame or someone is your way. A pain in the ass.

Get out of my way Dick Fuck.

by Freway November 18, 2020

dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.

hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole

by Invented that word December 11, 2024

Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.

My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.

by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021