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Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
He's such a turtle typer.
by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010
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turtlehog

a shelless turtle
the man made a turtle a turtlehog
by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010
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Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
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Turtleing

A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
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Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011
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Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
by gnome dog May 30, 2011
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turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.
oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.
by Puffin Man June 13, 2011
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