Ker bear is a nickname for a girl called keren who is beautiful smart funny and has an amazing personality Ker bear aka keren is known for her body and her voice that sounds like an angel . Ker bare is also known for her popularity And personality she cheers her friends up and is good with advice .
by Are you buff August 1, 2014
Get the ker bearmug. The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.
by Scalamuush April 13, 2021
Get the Pizza Bearmug. The Roman name for bold, brave, manly King Arthur. Also the name of the small, curvy, girly model Artos the Bear from ArtosTheBear.com
"That is the returned king of legend; King Arthur himself!"
Or:
"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"
Or:
"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"
by Artos February 24, 2010
Get the Artos the Bearmug. Someone who is very huggable and very cuddly. They tend to spend their lives in dressing gowns, trackies and slippers, even sitting down to dinner in this attire.
by smoochy bear January 18, 2011
Get the Chazzy Bearmug. Ferocious bear, with a heavy drinking problem. Sleeps and eats all day unless disturbed. Tends to hibernate all year long. Beware of The Gladdy Bear it will attack in search of food.
by JCMESH February 4, 2013
Get the Gladdy Bearmug. When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018
Get the Honey bearmug. A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
by littletiger98 December 21, 2016
Get the Fat Bearmug.