punch the fat man

Masterbating with vigour.

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.

by Bullturtle October 31, 2013

Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++

Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!

by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.

What you smoking?
Fruit punch blunt.

by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018

Punch A Phoebe Day

On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.

hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3

On her birthday it shall be Punch A Phoebe Day ;0

by merciivy October 21, 2020

six hole punch

When you have a threesome with two chicks and put it in each one of their holes during the duration of said name threesome.

Her step-mom walked in on me three hole punching her daughter and I invited her to make it into a six hole punch.

by BigtetisMcgee April 22, 2020

Consecutive Normal Punches

Back-to-back attacks consisting of normal punches.

I then threw consecutive normal punches at my opponent, knocking them out.

by blank March 10, 2021