dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

wee b4 wank

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself

John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."

by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Vain wank

Wanking while getting off by looking at yourself in the mirror instead of at porn.

He was so in love with himself that instead of looking at porn he had a vain wank.

by JakeShears June 17, 2021

sweat wank

When your having to try too hard whilst having a wank and sweat forms across the brow

She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank

by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019