Deadbeat Mother

A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is

That deadbeat Mother is telling everyone that I am her baby's daddy.

by Amschel April 10, 2025

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

mother-shucker

A person who takes your mom by the ass and shucks her like an ear of corn.
Usually no body likes this person because they are either too annoying, too retarded, or too much of both.

Person 1: There goes that mother-shucker, Jeremy again.
Person 2: Oh that Jeremy!

by David autistic November 07, 2021

Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 09, 2019

jor mother

Your mother

jor mother

by Mehcer October 04, 2010

Fuckings mother

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018