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The All American Rejects

The best thing to happen to American music since Aerosmith. They have kickass songs like Move Along, Stab My Back, Swing Swing and Gives You Hell. And no, they do NOT sound like the Jonas Brothers.
Dude 1: Hey dude sucks becuz they say 'All Americans are Rejects'.
Dude 2: Go shove some Jonas Brothers up your ass. The all american rejects kick ass.
by bobbitylando February 22, 2009
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American Aeropollister & Fitch

An imaginary satirical combination of three mainstream clothing brands commonly associated with the "popular clique". Theese brands being American Eagle, Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Hollister. This brand achieves the pinnacle of style for a well-to-do, unchallenged, snobby college kid who has never been on the other side of the poverty line and will possibly circum to acidosis in Cancun during spring break.
I'm not sure I would like her cuz she shops at American Aeropollister & Fitch.
I shop at Spencers Pac Topic
by Jordy Ess March 17, 2009
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African-American ingenuity

A politically correct term for nigger rigging typically in the most inefficient and cheapest manner possible by a nigger.
I am about to employ time tested, African-American ingenuity as developed by the Center for African-American Studies and Technology.
by Otteman July 4, 2010
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New American Gospel

1. N, The original CD from Lamb Of God, a talented band. See lamb of god
As The Palaces Burn was a good CD, but New American Gospel was better.
by Azzman September 30, 2003
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school shooter/ american

a person thats american so they shoot up schools
bully: haha you are so weird
american: thats it *pulls out ak 47* (school shooter/ american
by black enslaver 69 January 20, 2020
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Dirty All-American

A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.
To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.
by Big Country 6969 February 26, 2023
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The American School System

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.
Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."
by dominiclopez September 23, 2021
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