Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

Jacob Harrison

A man who doesn’t know what he wants

Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not

by Cinco September 23, 2023

Jacob Zornes

He’s sus in Ohio

Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged

by Jacob Zornes September 27, 2023

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob

GAY
One word
GAY

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JACOB

by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019

Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019