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why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
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have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!
Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
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gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.
"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up
by trainfan February 13, 2025
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why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy
by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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I have the because

The popular roblox youtuber Ribs made a joke about a noob that said I have the because so if you see someone in roblox saying this, tell them to shut and that no one likes Ribs
Who are you?
-I have the because
by ApelCritter123 October 27, 2021
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