Dylan Sweet

The greatest son ever. Just saying Dylan Sweet out loud can turn a bad day into a great day.

I wish I had a Dylan Sweet for a son.

by Someone special August 22, 2012

Dylan

Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.

If you want to golf a shit course, call Dylan.

by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a guy with a big brain upstairs. He has the sweetest smile and a kind heart. He's a giant geek, and reminds me of Geek Charming! He has a cat mouth, and looks like Seito Kaiba! He's a size 11 shoe, and bro is definitely packing downstairs. He's a great friend and even better partner; he's smart too. But he's super shy.

Matt: Dylan is my best friend!
Lulu: Dylan is always stealing from Matt.

by Waifu!~ June 19, 2023

Dylan

A girl who is so pretty and youthful she brings light to your life.

Wow that Dylan girl is definitely a Leo

by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019

Dylan Mulvaney

The man who thinks he is a woman, dresses like a woman, talks like a woman, walks like a woman, squeaks like a woman and the one who singlehandedly took down a giant Bud Light by being zesty. Maybe something's wrong in the head? Maybe in the bowels, who knows?

Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!

Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light

by Colton Boone June 25, 2025

Dylan

The best person in the world you will find him and all the girls go up to him and say heyyyy also he is very athletic has a good sense of style and he’s sooo funny he’s also a great caring friend and he’s always there for u

Girl 1: That’s so a Dylan

by Yoyowelit December 29, 2017

dylan sun

Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.

Ryan: Dude Dylan sun is so hot today
Kevin: I might go ask him out and suck his fat cock

by Concordia kids November 3, 2020