David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

David

david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.

person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!

by Al Player November 21, 2021

David yates

Meaning a sexy guy whos dick id blow all the way home id bounce up and down on it till he couldnt cum no more id not quit intill he begged me to id make sweet hardcore dirty sex to his tall skinny ass with the Y vain in his head and ninja RC tattoo yep thats you boo 😘

#1hey david yates were you been.
#3 around...y watsup?
#1well if u want we can wait intill he leaves to play a game with me
#3ok but wat do u mean ?

#1 just wait ima show u its a surprise "wink wink"

#2=he ...goes to store
#1 me as she gets on #3.

#3 ...oh shiit gurl....shhhiiittt.
#1 starts blowing the job then the job starts to get harder and harder so she puts his dick in her pussy then its a done deal makin a piggy squeel type shit lol

by Cheybaby101 May 3, 2018

David

The hottest man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He fucks hard and fast and doesn't stop. Truly a ferocious beast in bed.

David touched me sensually while he was late for school

by notnotnotdavid March 23, 2023

david goveia

he’s nice he’s hot he’s sweet and most importantly his anxiety will never be beat

hey did you see “david goveia” ? he looks so good today hahah

by defineyouknow October 18, 2019

david

nominated for broke boy brother of the year
text broke boy david to 911 to nominate him for 2079 best brother of the year

oh boy its broke boy david

by joyhyvck December 17, 2018

David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by anonymous May 31, 2022