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The battle cry of the Cleveland Browns. Said at the beginning of each game.
Steelers: Oh I'm so gonna win this game against the Browns today! It's easy pickings!

Browns: And we're the Cleveland Browns!
(Browns win 6-13)
by retsuko67 February 15, 2026
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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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San Diego Pipe Cleaner

A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.
"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"
by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025
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Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.
by JaxDev1207 September 5, 2025
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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
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