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Christian

A amazing guy. He is a great boyfriend. He is always there to make sure you are okay. If your ever sad he will give you a hug until your smiling. He is a really funny guy. He always finds a way to make you laugh or feel better when you are upset. He is the kind of guy that you want to spend all your time with and he makes you feel like you are the most important girl in the world. He is greatly loved by his girlfriend and she will do anything for him.
hey do you know who that is?
Yeah that's Christian he is a really funny dude.
by Hatty Hatington June 21, 2017
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Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.
"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code
by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025
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Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker
Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock
by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 29, 2023
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Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box
Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?
by shahsaa November 25, 2021
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