Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022
Get the Joe Bucketmug. by goofyandsilly March 29, 2022
Get the puke bucketmug. by Iarah December 27, 2022
Get the Bucketmug. Do you know how the mascot of KFC always gives the family's some chicken in a bucket? Yes, you may call that the wonderful, divine, amazing...thing..? KFC in a BUCKET! Normally used in KFC commercials. When the mother of children in the commercial is holding the bucket of the tasty chicken tendies their faces seem to light up like they are the star on top of a Christmas tree
"Mother! May I have some KFC in a bucket, please? It would make my day and of course make yours too! KFC is wonderful :D"
by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 9, 2021
Get the KFC in a bucketmug. The female penis
by Ling the un-mighty April 6, 2017
Get the Wazz Bucketmug. Being fucking in the ass while being drowned in a confined space. The confined space could including anything from buckets, bathtubs, or toilets. The liquid could be of any sort also, from tea to water.
by Darkkran November 10, 2017
Get the Fish in a bucketmug. Butt Fuck it.
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Get the Bucketmug.