An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
Get the Adam Smashermug. Adam is a true gentleman.He has the most beautiful smile and dreamy brown eyes you ever did see.In mind and looks he is a true king, insanely smart without making you feel stupid.You will learn so much from an Adam,especially this one.With a heart of gold everything he does is done with love and kindness.With video games he’s a bit of a geek but he’s a god under the sheets !
Even if I do not get the pleasure I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
Even if I do not get the pleasure I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
I love you Adam
Adam is so hot isn’t he
Adam is the most amazing dad to our children
I can’t wait to marry Adam
Adam is so hot isn’t he
Adam is the most amazing dad to our children
I can’t wait to marry Adam
by Foreverbabs12 November 24, 2021
Get the Adammug. This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro
Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro
Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019
Get the Adammug. by fur bby <3 December 15, 2018
Get the Adammug. 
Adam from Malawi
Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
by hklfc December 5, 2021
Get the adam from malawimug.