A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022
Get the Brett Willis Perriammug. A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.
by deegl May 26, 2024
Get the Willy Woowamug. When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.
by misleading October 15, 2016
Get the White Willy Wastedmug. the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.
by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018
Get the willys nillymug. by ouaus August 21, 2018
Get the wet willymug. When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 19, 2023
Get the Dorkwad Willy Grippermug. How was last night ?
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
Get the parisian willymug.