by dvanovik January 6, 2017
Get the Fancy Unclemug. Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016
Get the uncle sammedmug. Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.
Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...
by Vardenium July 16, 2016
Get the Uncle Fluffymug.
Get the great-great-unclemug. Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.
by MsJacques August 14, 2023
Get the Unclemug. After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
Get the Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spademug. ‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’
by DDTLAS March 21, 2024
Get the Uncle Kennymug.