Uncle Tony

An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.

John Wick is a total OG. No, John Wick is an Uncle Tony type of OG.

by Flokifreak October 27, 2021

Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022

Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.

Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!

by soso7 June 16, 2021

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025