uncle aries

The worlds best uncle!!!!! If you meet an Aries make sure to call him uncle

Wow Aries is such a good uncle.
“Did u see uncle Aries.
I wish Aries was my uncle . Jealous

by Mmmhmnnnn November 23, 2017

Uncle

A word that means imminant danger and despare.

UNCLE NO PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

uncle mack

An older male who gives solid advice, and sayings on life to a younger man.

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!

by matlock1 November 13, 2017

uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

by Unclebean June 28, 2023

I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

by XenoXndr May 15, 2017

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

uncle folgers

A guy who drinks coffee 24/7

Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?

Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press

by Imabouttolosemymindupinhere85 March 19, 2017