
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’
by DDTLAS March 21, 2024

An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
by Jack breeazy December 28, 2016

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
