Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️

“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”

by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024

Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by anonymous May 14, 2024

weed

i love weed

person A: did you hear about the law change?

Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?

Person A: for sure dude

by Librarysys May 14, 2024

Weed Bush

Bed of Weed

Sleep in a Weed Bush

by YegahWeedBoy011020100 May 19, 2024

Zurlo weed

Weed good enough for that one friend who is cheap

Zurlo buys the cheapest weed. I sold him zurlo weed

by Sasqatchwookie November 25, 2021