Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

tree

a tall sexy boy with an amazing booty. usually good strong arms

Ugh, look at that tree.

by haterofapples July 16, 2016

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

DRO2 tree sales

A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout

Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."

*we will never hear from Person 2 again*

by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022