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jOSH

a FUCKING FAGGOT MONKEY WHO SITS ON HIS CHAIR 24/7 ALL DAY AND IS A FUCKING LOSER VEGETARIAN CUZ HES A PUSSY BOY AND ALSO He is 5'2 AND has small dick energy. he casually puts his vegetables up his asss as a hobby and during the event of ramadan he casually reads quran and bomb blasts his dads anus with cum.
by chicken slayer 69 April 8, 2022
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Josh

A disgusting fat teen who all the girls cant stand
Here comes josh
by Nickle deer April 26, 2020
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Josh

Oh Josh always simps for benji with the big dick
by Benji16 November 21, 2020
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Josh and Blake

Josh and Blake are the definition of rude”
by All The Gays In The World March 19, 2025
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
by Little Buford February 13, 2024
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Josh

Anyone with this name usually has curly light hair. They most of the time will eat anything but a dude’s booty
Yo, look at that guy. He’s totally Josh.🍛
by Bisuqe April 13, 2019
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